UNTUK WANITA YANG SEBOK DUK PASTE KAT WALL DIORANG PASAL HARGA HANTARAN
SEMUA TUH HA BACA NIH:
Mak Cik : "Anak makcik belajar tinggi kat oversea dulu. Makcik taknak letak harga. Tapi biarlah berpatutan. Selalunye yang belajar tinggi dalam lingkungan 20ribu. Tapi inilah satu-satunya anak perempuan makcik. Harap faham-fahamlah ye.. ".
Mat : "Saya paham maksud makcik. Tapi saya harap makcik pun pahamlah ye. Kalau terlampau tinggi, terpaksa ditangguhkan nanti. Biarlah dicepatkan, biar jauh dari maksiat "..
Mak Cik : "Kalau kamu tak mampu, anak makcik ni bukan tak laku. Ada berderet lagi yang tengah tunggu. Kalau harga rendah, nanti apa pulak orang cakap ".
Mat : "Kalau makcik nak jual anak makcik macam jual kereta, kita buat macam ni. Sekarang jugak saya bayar DOWNPAYMENT 2ribu. Saya bawak balik anak makcik, malam ni saya TEST DRIVE dulu semua.. Kalau barang dalam semua bagus, jangan cakap 10ribu.. 12ribu pun saya berani letak. tapi kalau dah LEMAU, ENJIN pon tak bagus.. TUihh!!.. Anak makcik sekali dengan deposit tu makcik boleh simpan.
Carilah hatimu di tiga tempat, pertama ketika solat, kedua ketika membaca AlQuran dan ketiga ketika engkau mengingati kematian...
Friday, September 23, 2011
Monday, September 19, 2011
Happy Birthday Sayang!!
Nur Syafiqah Mohd Roslan,
5th floor,
Hostel UPM,
Serdang.
Muhammad Afiq bin Abdul Rahman,
1st floor,
Apartment BBP,
Ayer Keroh. 18/9/2011
Dear Syafiqah,
Regarding to the above matter, I, Muhammad Afiq bin Abdul Rahman, your rightful boyfriend would like to wish you a Happy 22nd Birthday for this year.
May you success in all your work, study and life.
I love you as who you are, and I will always be there for you, InsyaAllah.
Sincerely,
Afiq
5th floor,
Hostel UPM,
Serdang.
Muhammad Afiq bin Abdul Rahman,
1st floor,
Apartment BBP,
Ayer Keroh. 18/9/2011
Dear Syafiqah,
Regarding to the above matter, I, Muhammad Afiq bin Abdul Rahman, your rightful boyfriend would like to wish you a Happy 22nd Birthday for this year.
May you success in all your work, study and life.
I love you as who you are, and I will always be there for you, InsyaAllah.
Sincerely,
Afiq
Tuesday, September 6, 2011
Post for her.
Dah 10 minit duk depan empty post ni. tataw nak tulis ape sayang. tapi kat hati ni mcm2 nak luahkan. aaaaaaa
Ok2. I start.
First of all kan sayang. CONGRATULATIONS for being accepted into the top 5 universities in Malaysia. oo. Universiti Putra Malaysia is no 3 in Malaysia ok sayang? ;) Congratulations. means bkn calang2 org yg masuk tuh. ranai yg pandai, kacak, lawa, buruk, perangai tah pape. sume complete la.
Its going to be a new world for u sayang. Surviving for 2 and a half years in there. doing literature english. I know you can do it and InsyaAllah, u akan dpt sambung master.
err, about the convocation eyy, i tak janji. hurmm i cant repeat the same mistake twice. mmg la u palat dgn i nanti kan. but i will try my best and please.. do tell early. sbb kalau u bgtau awal, and i still tak g serdang gak, mmg point kan?
I still remember the time when u bgtahu i bila keputusan keluar. I remember u msg me today, the result out tomorrow. and disebabkan u tgh bermalas-malasan, bgn lmbt etc etc etc, and i pulak kelas dr pg smpi ptg, so i amik kesempatan meng-check the result. and i was smiling tgok u dpt masuk UPM. and i cant wait at that time to bring the news to u. and i was hoping u takde la eager sgt nak bgn pg utk check. tadaaaaaa, i was right, im the 1st one to know. and im the one who bring the news!! yeayy!!
Sayang, take care of ur 'little' life in there ok? take care of me in Malacca sayang. Avoid all contact with guys. its maybe because im jealous, yes, tkleh dinafikan. tetapi, i choose not to get into a competition. malas dah. i byk komitmen kat MMU ni. cukup lah. nak ajak i masuk race pulak sape dpt u dulu.
Jangan hampakan ZamRo. boleh eh pendek cmni? haha ok2. jgn hampakan Zawiyah Abd Majid and Roslan Sarjani ok sayang? jangan malukan i depan Abd Rahman n Norliza Rauf. bole ke? xde kene mgene kan? eh ade la, sbb kalau dorg tnye, takkan i nak menipu.
aaaaaa. byk lg nak ckp, tp ilang lak sbb dgar kesyahduan azan. hehe, nanti la. in the meantime i akan bgtau k sayang. I love you.
Sincerely,
AAR.
Ok2. I start.
First of all kan sayang. CONGRATULATIONS for being accepted into the top 5 universities in Malaysia. oo. Universiti Putra Malaysia is no 3 in Malaysia ok sayang? ;) Congratulations. means bkn calang2 org yg masuk tuh. ranai yg pandai, kacak, lawa, buruk, perangai tah pape. sume complete la.
Its going to be a new world for u sayang. Surviving for 2 and a half years in there. doing literature english. I know you can do it and InsyaAllah, u akan dpt sambung master.
err, about the convocation eyy, i tak janji. hurmm i cant repeat the same mistake twice. mmg la u palat dgn i nanti kan. but i will try my best and please.. do tell early. sbb kalau u bgtau awal, and i still tak g serdang gak, mmg point kan?
I still remember the time when u bgtahu i bila keputusan keluar. I remember u msg me today, the result out tomorrow. and disebabkan u tgh bermalas-malasan, bgn lmbt etc etc etc, and i pulak kelas dr pg smpi ptg, so i amik kesempatan meng-check the result. and i was smiling tgok u dpt masuk UPM. and i cant wait at that time to bring the news to u. and i was hoping u takde la eager sgt nak bgn pg utk check. tadaaaaaa, i was right, im the 1st one to know. and im the one who bring the news!! yeayy!!
Sayang, take care of ur 'little' life in there ok? take care of me in Malacca sayang. Avoid all contact with guys. its maybe because im jealous, yes, tkleh dinafikan. tetapi, i choose not to get into a competition. malas dah. i byk komitmen kat MMU ni. cukup lah. nak ajak i masuk race pulak sape dpt u dulu.
Jangan hampakan ZamRo. boleh eh pendek cmni? haha ok2. jgn hampakan Zawiyah Abd Majid and Roslan Sarjani ok sayang? jangan malukan i depan Abd Rahman n Norliza Rauf. bole ke? xde kene mgene kan? eh ade la, sbb kalau dorg tnye, takkan i nak menipu.
aaaaaa. byk lg nak ckp, tp ilang lak sbb dgar kesyahduan azan. hehe, nanti la. in the meantime i akan bgtau k sayang. I love you.
Sincerely,
AAR.
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